It's bloody Cyber Monday now!
TV is riddled with Christmas adverts and Christmas themed films; during our Sunday walk we noticed several houses having already erected their fake Christmas trees; the Sunday supplements are littered with Christmas food ideas. When, I ask myself, is the song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' going to be rewritten as 'The Forty-two Days of Christmas'? I'm fully expecting to see a Christmas Bruce Lee film retitled 'The Way of the Pudding'.
TV is riddled with Christmas adverts and Christmas themed films; during our Sunday walk we noticed several houses having already erected their fake Christmas trees; the Sunday supplements are littered with Christmas food ideas. When, I ask myself, is the song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' going to be rewritten as 'The Forty-two Days of Christmas'? I'm fully expecting to see a Christmas Bruce Lee film retitled 'The Way of the Pudding'.
Talking of plum pudding, spotted an advert on TV the other day for an outfit called Victorian Plumbing. Not a name I'd choose myself - it conjures up images of lead piping, cesspits and antiquated sanitary arrangements. Their marketing department needs putting against a wall and shooting. All this Christmas business when it's still November is obviously making me channel my inner fascist. Might go and get a copy of the Daily Mail...
Overheard while Hay is giving the Chairman a hug:
Hay: "Oooh, I just caught a whiff of my old uncle Pops about you!"
Chairman: "Did he smell of stale urine and Germolene too then?"
Hay: "No - styptic pencil, Lifebuoy Soap and pigeon lofts."
Overheard while Hay is giving the Chairman a hug:
Hay: "Oooh, I just caught a whiff of my old uncle Pops about you!"
Chairman: "Did he smell of stale urine and Germolene too then?"
Hay: "No - styptic pencil, Lifebuoy Soap and pigeon lofts."
2 comments:
Plum pudding and Victorian Plumbing looks amazing terms.Like all the stuff, Plumbing services holders should offer discount packages of home renovation and plumbing fixes on Christmas.
Good information and great post. Thanks for share plumbing details.
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