Wednesday 12 December 2012

Overheard in the Malpensa Sheraton, Milan


Chairman: "Could I have a glass of ice water - just tap water will do?"

Waitress: "We can't do that, sir, the tap water in the airport isn't good."

Chairman: "That's strange, there's no notice on the tap in my room telling me of the danger."

As it transpired, my colleague ordered a large bottle of designer water, which we got for free as the service was so damnably slow. Got the avaricious bastards!


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